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    alanjjohnstone
    Keymaster

    Cameron – “I don’t know what it is about some people on the Left. It seems that when they put the socialism in, they take the sense of humour out.”

    “I treat the ridiculous seriously when I treat it with ridicule.” — Karl Marx, On Freedom of the Press and Censorship

    Which famous treatise on economics details an aristocratic lady’s skill at fellatio? Answer – Capital –  “Lady Orkney’s endearing offices are supposed to have been foeda labiorum ministeria,” base services performed with the lips.

    A Socialist walks into a bar… and asks the bartender if he’s unionized.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    A socialist.
    A socialist who?
    A socialist who wants to give you a pamphlet about class struggle.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Trotsky!
    Trotsky who?
    That, comrade, is the right answer

    A stalinist, an anarchist and a trotskyist are coming home and find their partners in bed with a comrade. What is their reaction? The stalinist kills both, the anarchist asks them if he can join them and the trotskyist writes a 20 pages long declaration justifying an organizational split

    Humour according to the Trotskyist
    a) A worker trips on a banana peel and falls. Is this correct humor? Obviously not! It is blatantly anti‑working class.
    b) A boss trips on a banana peel and falls. While this is progressive it is not revolutionary. The overthrow of the capitalist seems to result from material conditions, but in a purely mechanical way. Moreover, he could rise to his feet again.
    c) The boss is tripped by the concerted actions of thousands of workers. This is still more progressive, but it is totally spontaneist as it does not show the role of the party.
    d) The boss is tripped by the concerted action of thousands of workers after a speech by a party member. This alone of the above examples can be considered correct humor.

    Historian Roy Medvedev looked through the files of Stalin’s political prisoners and concluded that 200,000 people were imprisoned for telling jokes, such as this:
     Three prisoners in the gulag get to talking about why they are there. “I am here because I always got to work five minutes late, and they charged me with sabotage,” says the first. “I am here because I kept getting to work five minutes early, and they charged me with spying,” says the second. “I am here because I got to work on time every day,” says the third, “and they charged me with owning a Western watch.”

    After a visit from a Georgian delegation Stalin starts looking for his pipe. He can’t find it. He calls in Beria, the dreaded head of his secret police. “Go after the delegation, and find out which one took my pipe,” he says. Beria scuttles off down the corridor. Five minutes later Stalin finds his pipe under a pile of papers. He calls Beria—”Look, I’ve found my pipe.” “It’s too late,” Beria says, “half the delegation admitted they took your pipe, and the other half died during questioning.”

    #88047
    Anonymous
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    Hindi Jokes The joke’s content (meaning) is not what provokes the laugh, it just makes the salience of the joke and provokes a smile.are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have “fallen flat”. However hindi jokes have other purposes and functions, common to comedy/ humour  /satire in general .A hindi joke is a question, short story ,or depiction of a situation made with the intent of being humorous .I n to days fast paced and stressful lifes ,it is important to seek some sort of entertainment or stress buster. jokes are an easy way of reliving Stress. One of them Hindi jokes site which is helpful to reliving stress. Visit this site and entertainment of our self. Jokes often depend on the humor of the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the distasteful or socially improper), or playing off stereotypes and other cultural beliefs. Many jokes fit into more than one category. Funny jokes gives people a great way to channelize life’s negativity and turn it into something that is constructive and bring positive approach to life. It uses your pain as the basis of humor, your cynics as your wits, and it uses them as punch lines. Funny jokes provide you with a constructive use of your lies and frustrations. It brings a sense of release that prevents all the negativity from setting up inside you. In many ways, funny jokes make life more bearable and worth smiling. Funny shero shayari  not only help people smile while relieving them of their numerous stresses and strains but actually help individuals recover their health by improving their moods and general outlook towards life. Funny shero shayari is an excellent way of sharing joy and laughter with your loved ones, be it parties or get-togethers or whether you are enjoying a tranquil moment alone in your favorite spot at home. 

    #88048
    Ed
    Participant

    A group of workers enter the boss’s office and tell him that they have just taken over the factory”You can’t”, says the boss. “I own it””And how did you come to own it” asks one of the workers.”It was left to me by my father”, says the boss”How did he get it?” asks the worker.”He got it from his father”, says the boss.”And he?” asks the worker.”From his father”, says the boss.”And he?” persists the worker.”He fought for it”, says the capitalist in a burst of familial pride.”Well”, say the workers, all together this time, “We’ll fight you for it”.

    #88049
    DJP
    Participant

    I keep getting an uncontrollable urge to jump in front of oncoming cyclists and lie on the floor. I can’t help it, I was born with the soul of a cycle-path.

    #88050
    alanjjohnstone
    Keymaster

    If Milliband saw a trade unionist drowning 20-feet from shore, he would throw him a 15-foot rope.  Then he'd go to the TUC and solemnly announce that he had met the union movement more than halfway and ask for their support.

    #88051
    Anonymous
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    Shayari makes it so simple, fill your emotions into it and guess what your love accepts you whole heartedly.In todays fast paced and stressful lifes,it is important to seek some sort of entertainment or stressbuster. Hindi jokes are an easy way of releving Stress.Hindi Jokes 

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