Stuff The Jubilee!!

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    ONe of my favourite bands, Carter, released this record some years back and I wish they had re-released it this year. I honestly cannot fathom why the ‘left’ and anarchist groups have not organised more anti-royalty celebrations so those of us who do not think the sun shines out of their arses can also have some fun without a union flag being waved in our faces and constant references to ” ‘er majesty” every five minutes. Where’s the counteraction? Where’s the alternatives? Where have the radicals gone?

     

    Stuff The Jubilee!! by CARTER USM

    I’m not an anarchist but I know a man who is
    he composed this masterpiece about the nouveau stinking riche
    Of cabbages and future kings and marriage guiding councelings
    Of geratrics losing hope in Stephen Patrick’s overcoat

    Excuse my rudery but stuff the jubilee!

    It’s the last tango at the palace
    Christopher goes down on Alice
    A make up girl from Salfridges unaccustomed to such priveleges
    Selected for the purposes of His Majest’s secret services
    The kind of secret services usually confined to circuses

    Excuse my rudery but stuff the jubilee!
    Princess A to Princess Bea and all their work for charity
    Every royal lion’s head on every boiled and frying egg
    And every modding polo team in Hallo! bloody magazine

    And if you feel this story lacks the royal seal on candle wax
    Real to reals of scurry facts of dodgy deal and income tax
    String me up from Traitor’s Gate stick my head upon a stake
    And if you feel this story sucks that’s probably because I made it up
    I didn’t really hitch a lift to Windsor Castle bearing gifts
    And I can prove it wasn’t me
    I was on a stage in Germany
    I’ve always loved the Queenie Mum her daughters and her daughter’s sons
    From Princess A to Princess Bea
    And all the Royal Family

    Stuff the jubilee!

     

    Or listen to it LOUD!

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