Another joke

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    alanjjohnstone
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    <i>”An anarchist was on her deathbed when she’d announced that she’d become a marxist. Her affinity group was shocked! They spray-painted slogans all over her room, threw rocks through the windows and paraded around her bed with a black flag. </i>

    <i>Finally, one of her lovers asked: “After all these years and all we’ve been through, how could you become a marxist?”</i>

    <i>”Well,” said the turncoat, “my time is up. So I says to myself, if anyone’s going to die, let it be one of them marxist bastards.”</i>

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    Mike Foster
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    Another gag:
    It’s weird to think that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Elon Musk is…

    #226129
    Mike Foster
    Participant

    It’s a little-known fact that Karl Marx had a sister called Onya, inventor of the starting pistol.

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    Mike Foster
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    What’s the difference between state capitalism and free market capitalism?
    In state capitalism, people exploit other people. In free market capitalism, it’s the other way around.

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