
Darwin in the pink
It seems fitting, in the year of Darwinius Laudatus, that the new
incumbent of the White House is stuffing his team with scientists and
proclaiming that science is top of the agenda again. Well, it
won’t bring on socialism, but at least those who seemed obsessed
with visions of a new religious Inquisition in the West can stop
worrying for the moment. Nature too is sticking two fingers up at
creationists who have problems struggling with the facts of life, by
recently producing two entirely new species that, as they say, you
couldn’t even make up. One, a bizarre pink iguana, happens to
live on the one Galapagos island Darwin didn’t manage to
visit The other is a mirror-eyed spook-fish in the deep ocean
with an entirely novel means of discerning sharp images using light
reflector arrays (New Scientist, 10 January). Advocates of Intelligent
Design will easily explain pink iguanas (God was having a camp day) but
in the case of the highly complex mirror mechanism, the obvious
question would be: why did our Intelligent Designer not do things the
easy way and just have the fish live somewhere it could see by normal
means? Recent footage has also emerged of a unique venomous mammal, the
Hispaniolan solenodon, suspected of being the last surviving relic of a
branch of mammalia with a very uncuddly characteristic. Will ID
supporters kindly explain why The Creator can’t seem to make up
his mind, and keeps producing hybrid experiments that look suspiciously
random and unplanned? Whatever next, a mammal that lays eggs?
Biofuels at bedrock in ratings
Speaking of random and unplanned, capitalism can usually be relied on
to filter out all the smart solutions and pick the dumbest, amid a
fanfare of speeches about innovation and
progress. It seems hardly a
moment since biofuels were the ingenious answer to everyone’s oil
crisis. Now a new study suggests that they are the worst possible way
of dealing with the problem, even taking coal or nuclear power into
account (SciDev, Biofuels bottom of the heap in impact study, 7 January)
Why so popular a solution then? Because it was cheap, the land
was already in cultivation for something else, and it was a zero-tech,
zero investment changeover. Wind power comes out best, which is perhaps
no surprise. If we were to plant wind turbines in every government
meeting room in the world, we could probably get all our energy for
free.
Free is cheaper
Now where have we heard that one before? It’s nice to see that
the digerati are still plugging the idea that because costs are heading
towards zero soon everything will be free, citing such free services as
Google by way of example. Chris Anderson, editor of Wired magazine, is
the latest to put this no-longer-very-revolutionary idea in his new
book Free: the Future of a Radical Price (BBC Radio 4, In Business, 8
January). Of course, he means everything digital will be free. About
the real world of food, clothing and heating he has no comment to make.
No doubt it will comfort the refugees of Darfur that they can access
free pictures of food whenever they like. What Anderson and his
colleagues could usefully do is extrapolate from their own cosily
self-absorbed cyberworld to ask what socialists ask –
couldn’t we do the same thing for tins of beans as terabytes?
After all, production costs in material goods also have a tendency to
fall over time. Besides, there is also the question of what you mean by
free. Users don’t pay to use Google, but two Google searches are
as carbon heavy as boiling a kettle, and the global IT industry
produces as much greenhouse gas as the global airline industry (BBC
Online, 'Carbon cost' of Google revealed, 12 January).
PC I-Plod
One thing which is patently
becoming less rather than more free is the
matter of civil liberties, with police being encouraged by a new
European directive to spend more time hacking into the public’s
private computers (BBC Online, Police 'encouraged' to hack more, 5
January). Not that it will do them much good. Even if your firewall
doesn’t keep them out, they probably couldn’t use the
information anyway because they have no way to prove they didn’t
put it there themselves. That’s if they don’t lose the
information first. Anyone paranoid enough to believe that Big Brother
has already arrived will feel a heartwarming glow at the latest in a
long line of government security boobs. When the National Hi-Tech Crime
Unit was shut down and replaced by the Serious Organised Crime Agency
in 2006, the government did not bother to keep the old NHTCU webname
and it was bought by a German company. However, the government forgot
to mention this to anyone, so whenever any agency including the BBC
attempted to tip off the government about suspected cyber-fraud or
other criminal japes, they were in fact sending this potentially
explosive information to a private commercial enterprise (New
Scientist, 3 January).
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