December 2005
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Monkey Business

A
ccording to the New Scientist (5 November) s o m e monkeys can be taught to be captivated by capitalism. The research is gleefully popularised  in the Daily Mail
(3 November).
The reports don't actually talk about capitalism  but the message is clear - the money system is not only embedded in human nature, it also goes back to monkey nature.

 Apparently scientists at Yale University conducted experiments on capuchin monkeys showing that they can be taught how to use
money and even master the art of shopping for bargains. They learned to use silver discs as coins to buy pieces of apple and
cucumber from the researchers.

  When the apple slices were made "cheaper" than cucumber - meaning more apple was offered for the same amount of money -
they opted for the better-value apple. The monkeys then resorted to underhand tactics to hold on to their cash - by hiding the real coins and offering up "counterfeit" coins
made of cucumber. They also showed a gambling streak. enjoying a game which enabled them to win or lose prized grapes
on the flip of a coin.

  Fascinating stuff. But the New Scientist report didn't tell the whole story. Some of the more intelligent monkeys went on to
figure that they were living in an animal class society.

  The human e x p e r i m e n t e r s possessed all the means of production and distribution: the laboratory, the stockpile of silver discs, the food rations for the workers. All the monkey- workers could do was earn a
precarious living by doing various tricks to
please their masters in return for food portions.

  So the class-conscious monkeys got together and decided the only way to achieve their emancipation was to mount a
revolution. They conveyed to the researchers where they could put their silver discs.

  Instead of access to the means of life only by earning discs, they decided to build a new and classless animal society in which all monkeys and researchers would stand equal in regard to the means of wealth.

  The experimenters didn't like the prospect of being dispossessed of their wealth and privilege. They threatened to use armed force to put down the revolution.

  Fortunately this turned out to be an idle threat. Although a few lumpenmonkeys briefly took the side of the experimenters, the vast
majority saw that the new system of production for use and free access was in the best interests of all animalkind.

SRP


Don't take me
to your leader

T
he subject of leadership has been
much in the news recently. The Labour
Party conference breathed fresh life into the ailing story of how long Tweedleblair
will hang on to the top job, thus denying Tweedlebrown the juicy fruits of office.

 The Conservatives, trying hard to
find a leader who will last more than 15 minutes, have engaged in a drawn-out
beauty contest long on candidates but short on beauty. Even leaders need their leaders - George Dubya is reported to have said that
he was instructed by God to invade Iraq.

 The socialist view on leadership is quite simple and straightforward.

 We don't need leaders and can do
very well without them.

 Socialists are neither leaders nor followers - we are participants in the socialist
movement and will be social equals in a socialist society.

 That is not to say that some of the qualities
sometimes associated with leadership will not be relevant in socialism. Today we rightly reject the idea that the Socialist Party has a
leader, but it does have a General Secretary to carry out certain democratic
functions. Similarly, we don't have leading writers or leading speakers, but we do
have an editorial board and a
procedure to test members who want to speak publicly on behalf of the Party.

 Leadership is not to be confused with exercising initiative. The Socialist Party
as an organisation, and socialism as a future society, both need people who will
start something or improve on what exists.

 Thus the fresh design and layout of the
Socialist Standard since the beginning of this year was the result of a few members
using their initiative, responding to what they saw as a need and supported
democratically by the Party as a whole.

 The same applies to Capitalism and Other Kids' Stuff, the first of what is ntended as a number of socialist DVDs.

  For socialism celebrities are out, while
developing everyone's potential is in.
If someone paints a number of
acclaimed pictures, gives excellent theatrical
performances, makes an outstanding contribution to a particular branch of science,
they will no doubt be recognised - but they won't be worshipped as demi-gods.

STAN PARKER

Cooking the Books 2

Who needs
the rich?

  To be one of the idle rich these days £1 million is not enough, according to the private bank, Coutts & Co., who specialise in dealing with the accounts of such people. The "super-wealthy", said Coutts' chief executive Sarah Davies, was "a person who didn't have to work if they chose not to, and who was able to lead a life of luxury" (Times, 18 October).

  Twenty-five years ago £1 million would have allowed you to lead a life of luxury, defined as having a 5-bedroom house with two staff, an apartment and a yacht in the south of France, eating out twice a week in a posh restaurant, and going on three two-week holidays to a luxury
destination. To lead such a life today you need, apparently, some £3 million.

  Nobody could amass that amount by working. Those that do possess such a fortune will have got it either by inheriting it or by wheeling and dealing in the City or in property speculation, as a look at the Sunday Times annual Rich List confirms. In other words, they can only lead their life of luxury on the proceeds of the exploitation of those who do work. They are not the only ones
doing this since the "fat cats" at the top of private and state industry who pay themselves bloated salaries and bonuses are at it too.

  A million pounds is still a lot of money of course and would still allow a person not to work if they chose not to, though not the sort of life of luxury just described; rather not much above the average of the rest of us.

  But it's a measure of how non-rich most people are - and so have to go out onto the labour market to find an employer - that there are only 425,000 millionaires in Britain, which is under 1 percent of the adult population.

  It couldn't be otherwise of course,since the basis of capitalism is the wages system and, to work, the wages system requires that most people are forced by economic necessity to sell their mental and physical energies as the means of obtaining money to buy the things they need to live.

  One old socialist definition of a capitalist was a person who has sufficient wealth and unearned income from it to avoid having to sell their ability to work. In other words, someone who plays no part in producing the wealth of society but lives off the backs of those who do. The pro-capitalist
economist Keynes called such people "rentiers" and looked forward to their gradual "euthanasia".

  In Russia after 1917 they actually did this. The idle rich were dispossessed without compensation and went into exile. Some people thought that this meant the abolition
of capitalism. But it didn't: capitalism continued without them, but run by the state. The lesson of this was that if you abolish the super-wealthy and the idle rich you don't necessarily abolish capitalism.

Capitalism is essentially an economic system (of capital accumulation out of the surplus-value obtained by exploiting wage- labour). It is this impersonal economic mechanism that wage and salary workers are up against and which involves their exploitation irrespective of who manages
the system or benefits from it (whether private capitalists or those who directly control the state).

  It is this system, not the idle rich as such, who are only a by-product of it, that socialists are out to abolish.


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